Retirement post

There's only so many metaphors for masturbation. Maybe I'll cum back, but I doubt it. Nuttin' left...

I think I might start a blog about my daily poops.

im out of my league

As I lay in bed half concience after a worthy weiner blow, I think to my self am I infact un able to keep up with my, what should be tri-daily posting habits. Not only has my presense been lack luster on this blog but my own personal one on one love making presense has gone out the door. It's a shame to think I haven't been beatin my meat daily not only for post sake but for my own sanity. The reader shouldn't assume each time a post is madeits the only time I have gone to war with my own pesonal desire because in my absensce,I do infact help my self out in this constant tug o war (though not as much as a healthy man should).
In an aid to calm the worried minds of fellow friends, followers(?) And blog contributors let it be known the second I finish this post (on a post) I will "post" up again.

Resorting to grode.

As I'm finishing my third session for the day, I can't help but wonder if my routine quests for my own slimy white refuse have gotten somewhat tedious. This leaves me to question whether there could be other ways to spend my treasured alone time. I'm using this post to ask the reader: What do you do in order to spice up your nutting? Perhaps scented lubrication, the practice of fucking your own mattress, or even the classic finger up the ass?

Ain't got nuttin' at all.

While my posts on this website can sometimes be sparse and infrequent, I assure you that I seldom let my abusive relationship with myself take a day off. Today is an exception. In order to obtain a fruitful tomorrow, I have decided to refrain from my daily habit today. I've come to the realization that this enjoyable, yet at times torturous, past time has taken a toll on my noodle and a brief vacation is dearly necessary. While I'm disappointed to bring to the blog a story such cowardliness, I promise it will only make a for an even more prosperous tale next time. 

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