Bushwacking

This weekend I was able to the un-thinkable. While on a group campin trip and having 20 to many beers inside me I was able to trick a member of the opposite sex into fornicating with me. A surprising feat for me to say the least.. Now I wish I could say it ended well and everything was safe..but in my drunken state I decided it would be better to rip the condom off and raw dog it here's hoping those stains on my shirt were in fact jizz stains, or else this ladies goin to get an unexpected visit from a coat hanger soon.