Journey to the center of a girl pt. 1

Tomorrow yours truly has plans to be in the company of a specimen of the fairer sex, a rare occurrence. Perhaps this means Crabbe will be obligated to make the first post of our blog that isn't entirely self involved.  While my prior experience with the succulence that is women is not completely fargo-sounding, my loneliness driven balls and pathetic-ism of the website present a heavy determination to stuff my pal into her whatnot. I promise to conclude this post with another soon. Whether part two will be a heroic tale of beautiful, natural fucking, or a depressing yet familiar novel of a solitary night in, I can't tell yet.